is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Are we still banned from the library?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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