I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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