I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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