i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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