Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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