Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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