There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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