That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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