is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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