So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dick very happy bro
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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