I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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