OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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