i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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