holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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