he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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