This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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