Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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