i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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