What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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