the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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