Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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