What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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