Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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