I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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