Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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