I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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