I just saw a hot homeless man
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
My penis needs a shock collar
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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