walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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