omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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