I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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