yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
