covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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