It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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