She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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