If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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