At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
babies were throwing up all over the place
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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