I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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