It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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