These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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