That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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