Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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