getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
dude. I can hear the air.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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