Nicole vs. Life
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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