Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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