it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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