apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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