Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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