I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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