Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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