I think I died a long time ago.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
he quoted the bible to break up with me
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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