i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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