what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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