oh god the rape fog is back!
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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