We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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